Yes, this means you.

Dear men in my life,

You know I know.

When you yell out, "where is my . . . (whatever thing that belongs to you that you can't find because it's wherever you last dropped it),"  that no matter how nicely or politely, I still know what you really mean --

Please drop whatever you're doing and come serve my every need.

And sometimes I don't even get the please.

Rich folks

For those of you watching the numbers,

Gas today was $2.12.

Which is a dang good thing, since the latest definition of rich is now $120,000.   Less than half of the $300,000 original definition of rich you were lulled into a false sense of security with at the beginning of the campaign.

Watch out middle class, they're coming for us next.