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I keep finding tiny little clothing all over my floor, one piece at a time, a shirt here, a pair of pants there.  I know that it's Molly, the Killer Queen bringing them to me, I hear her triumphant meows over the fresh victory.  But what is she doing with al the little bodies?






Okay, obviously, she's found and opened the box with the Barbies in it.  I'm sure naked Barbies and G.I. Joes will appear soon.  She's certainly brought me bigger kills, and once before a barbie sized doll, dragged to me by the hair.  But the little clothes are just giving me a giggle.
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A friend of mine gave me an excellent idea, but you have to do some prep, so this is more for the next "want to kill someone" day.

In pie pans, freeze plate-sized sheets of ice. Voila, dishes anyone can afford to break, and no sharp invisible shards to look for!

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
- H.L. Mencken
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I'm very proud of myself when I resist the urge to kill anyone.
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More people are killed by Hippopotamuses than by Lions and Tigers combined.

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